Reinventing McCain

Yesterday marked the entry of a new candidate into the Presidential election - some guy named John McCain that says things that couldn’t possibly come out of John McCain’s mouth.
Suddenly,

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Listening…

to John McCain is giving me an anal migraine.
Technorati Tags: John McCain, anal migraine

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Sounds about right

I have to agree:
It’s odd, then, that it has taken so long for someone to point out the obvious. Sarah Palin, who has supposedly solidified the conservative Christian base for John McCain, would not qualify for leadership within the church.
Technorati Tags: Sarah Palin, conservative Christian, John McCain

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Indignant Republicans remind us that Sarah Palin is a bitch

Of all the stupid things, it would be hard to top the insistence that Barack Obama’s remark that “you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig” is somehow aimed at calling Sarah Palin a pig - technically, a sow. But, if that is true, then he also called her a [...]

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President Truman pegs the Republican platform

The more things stay the same:
I called a special session of the Congress in November 1947– November 17, 1947 — and I set out a 10-point program for the welfare and benefit of this country, among other things standby controls. I got nothing. Congress has still done nothing.
Way back 4-1/2 years ago, while I [...]

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Designing a questionaire (A questionaire is a moral document)

Let’s play pretendsies. Let’s say that you are the presumptive nominee of a political party and you will soon be choosing your vice-president. Do you go with this list of questions:
Campaign advisers at the convention in St. Paul, Minn., said Palin filled out a survey with 70 questions, including: Have you ever paid [...]

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The other woman

So John McCain has picked Gov. Sarah Palin to round out his ticket. Already she is showing herself to be bearing baggage.
First, she is under investigation:
Gov. Sarah Palin, a rising young GOP star mentioned as a possible running mate for John McCain, could see her clean-hands reputation damaged by a growing furor over whether [...]

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What Bill Clinton should say

Total fantasy, but maybe you’ll enjoy:
First, let me promise you that I won’t talk for two hours. I think I can make three and a half with no problem. If you think that’s funny, remember it three hours from now.
I’m pleased to be here speaking to you as we watch George W. Bush’s [...]

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Thank you, Hillary Clinton

for saying this:
I want you to ask yourselves: Were you in this campaign just for me? Or were you in it for that young Marine and others like him? Were you in it for that mom struggling with cancer while raising her kids? Were you in it for that boy and his mom surviving on [...]

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All your Big Brother are belong to us

Colorado Republican admits his party is full of it:
Wadhams described the GOP’s outfit thusly to the Denver Post: “Just consider this the Ministry of Truth.”
and:
as anybody who has ever read George Orwell knows, the Ministry of Truth exists to disseminate false propaganda about how great the ruling regime is, continuously rewriting both history and the [...]

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