A Christian Liberal is NOT an oxymoron.

Posted by XT on March 27th, 2009 in US News

Wish I’d said it:

Miley Cyrus needs to chill out. Just 16 years old, she’s already acting like she’s a stuck-up, erratic diva. She’s pouting about not being granted access to Radiohead at the Grammys (best thing Radiohead ever did). She thinks she’s got enough to say to write a memoir (a teenager writing an autobiography? WHAT?). Plus, she’s dating “Nashville Star” flunky Justin Gaston, who is 20 years old (isn’t that illegal, even in Nashville?).

Here’s the warning in pictogram:

From this:

To this:

Honey, when you’re down to posing for Crack-Whore Magazine, no one will feel sorry for you.

So listen to this guy:

Is she the only one at fault?
For though she’s spoiled, and dreadfully so,
A girl can’t spoil herself, you know.
Who spoiled her, then? Ah, who indeed?
Who pandered to her every need?
Who turned her into such a brat?
Who are the culprits? Who did that?
Alas! You needen’t look so far
To find out who these sinners are.
They are (and this is very sad)
Her loving parents, MUM and DAD.
And that is why we’re glad they fell
Into the garbage chute as well.”

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