What would Jesus clean his hiney with?


Do you need virgin pulp wood paper to wipe with? Greenpeace doesn’t think so:

More than 98% of the toilet roll sold in America comes from virgin forests, said Hershkowitz. In Europe and Latin America, up to 40% of toilet paper comes from recycled products. Greenpeace this week launched a cut-out-and-keep ecological ranking of toilet paper products.

Or – here’s an idea – you can use your bare hand and wash it when you’re done! You can. I’m gonna keep using my cottony-soft butt-wipe. Yes, if it comes down to saving the planet or cleaning my rear end, well, the planet comes up in second place.

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  1. pmprescott Says:

    We could always go back to the old stand by — corn cobs, but wait they're making them into smokeless charcoal for Africa.

  2. Donald Roberts Says:

    In Turkey they have the best idea. All toilets have an added bottom washer. All you gotta do is dry off.

  3. Donald Roberts Says:

    In Turkey they have the best idea. All toilets have an added bottom washer. All you gotta do is dry off.

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