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What would Jesus clean his hiney with?

Posted by XT on February 27th, 2009 in US News


Do you need virgin pulp wood paper to wipe with? Greenpeace doesn’t think so:

More than 98% of the toilet roll sold in America comes from virgin forests, said Hershkowitz. In Europe and Latin America, up to 40% of toilet paper comes from recycled products. Greenpeace this week launched a cut-out-and-keep ecological ranking of toilet paper products.

Or – here’s an idea – you can use your bare hand and wash it when you’re done! You can. I’m gonna keep using my cottony-soft butt-wipe. Yes, if it comes down to saving the planet or cleaning my rear end, well, the planet comes up in second place.

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    In Turkey they have the best idea. All toilets have an added bottom washer. All you gotta do is dry off.

  • Donald Roberts

    In Turkey they have the best idea. All toilets have an added bottom washer. All you gotta do is dry off.

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