What would Jesus clean his hiney with?
Do you need virgin pulp wood paper to wipe with? Greenpeace doesn’t think so:
More than 98% of the toilet roll sold in America comes from virgin forests, said Hershkowitz. In Europe and Latin America, up to 40% of toilet paper comes from recycled products. Greenpeace this week launched a cut-out-and-keep ecological ranking of toilet paper products.
Or – here’s an idea – you can use your bare hand and wash it when you’re done! You can. I’m gonna keep using my cottony-soft butt-wipe. Yes, if it comes down to saving the planet or cleaning my rear end, well, the planet comes up in second place.
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March 1st, 2009 at 7:26 pm
We could always go back to the old stand by — corn cobs, but wait they're making them into smokeless charcoal for Africa.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
In Turkey they have the best idea. All toilets have an added bottom washer. All you gotta do is dry off.
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:15 pm
In Turkey they have the best idea. All toilets have an added bottom washer. All you gotta do is dry off.