A Christian Liberal is NOT an oxymoron.

Posted by XT on December 27th, 2007 in General

Take a look. My fave:

Holly Schnobrich for her delightfully irresponsible interpretation of the designated driver rule. The 24-year-old from Indiana was too hopped up on “painkillers and sleeping pills,” to opperate a motor vehicle, so like any good mother she asked her son to drive her and his younger brother. The only problem is that her son is five-years-old and had trouble reaching the pedals on the floor. When the car came screetching around the corner neighbor’s reportedly questioned her choice of wheelman but she insisted “[h]e’s a good driver!” Schnobrich later told police that she that she had been drinking Gray Goose vodka, using Percocet and most likely downed “86 sleeping pills in the prior two days,” which is her coping technique when her “kids are acting wild.” The arrest comes a scant four days into her probation for an earlier DUI conviction.

You know, having twins that are just over a year old, I can attest to them “acting wild”. Somehow I never quite thought that I was the one who needed medication, though. I have whispered to them, “One day, when you get drunk and pass out, Daddy is going to shave one of your eyebrows.”

The laughter helps cut the tension.

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